Friday, April 1, 2011


OK, I'm not particularly proud of this moment on the road, but a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. Ever drive so much that you feel ready to Thelma and Louise it off of the next cliff, but you can't because you're in central Iowa and there aren't any cliffs? Just dead cornfields for miles and miles and miles. There's not even a bridge or a hill? Just DEAD CORN and this is the 4th time in 5 days that you've had to drive back and forth for hours on the same freaking corn lined highway because that's the stupid order you're shows got booked in?! Ever been there? I have. Earlier today, as a matter of fact.

My deepest apologies to all George Michaels fans everywhere... especially those in Iowa


  1. you are too funny!!! what make you soooo funny is the fact that you are the average woman, just not afraid to be yourself is the difference!! i love that about you!!!! your great! keep making everyday events comedy!!!!

  2. Haha this is awesome. Totally the things that go through my head when I drive in Iowa. I was at your U of Iowa show :)

  3. Amy if you post your funniness for free, then who will come to the shows? You have to come to San Jose so I can come to a show!